Rick Santorum as he should be

Made of thousands of dicks, balls and anuses in deviant sexual positions.

Now someone just needs to sculpt a bust of Newt Gingrich out of lard, and one of Ron Paul out of prunes. Alas, there is no corporeal form of pure stupidity from which to construct a Rick Perry totem.

Hmm, that’s actually not a bad description of the real Rick Perry – a totemic construct of corporeal stupidity. *writes that down*

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