The long-awaited Occupy Wall Street post

will be written another day. 🙂

But for right now, I’d just like to take a moment to offer some much-needed, quite overdue advice to my many peers who disdainfully dismiss OWS as aimless and silly:

You need to shut up.

Know why? Because if an Occupier told you they stood for higher tax rates on capital gains, tighter oversight and regulation of credit default swaps, and an independent federal agency to rate the viability of collateralized debt obligations, you wouldn’t have a fucking clue as to what they’re talking about.

And that, friends, is why your thoughts on Occupy Wall Street are utterly worthless.

(Line of the Day is relevant here.)