“Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again.”

– presidential candidate (…) Michelle Bachmann

The most blatant, the most shameless, the most pandering, the most i-know-this-is-utterly-fucking-impossible-and-i’m-gonna-promise-it-anyway-because-i-think-people-are-that-fucking-retarded-or-i-myself-am-actually-that-fucking-retarded-or-in-all-likleihood-both campaign promise in history.

Even in this era of total, absolute and complete Republican batfuckery Bachmann’s Looney Toons pledge stands out. Why not promise teleportation, a worthy new Star Wars trilogy and Diet Coke that tastes like the real thing while you’re at it?

Worthless twat.