Is it wrong

that I think less of anyone who believes in a personal god, works in finance, is grossly overweight, self-identifies as a conservative, doesn’t read (or only reads young adult or transgressive fiction), frequently uploads/tags people in Facebook photos, enjoys nightclubs in a non-meta way, lists SportsCenter as one of their favorite shows or Fight Club as one of their favorite movies, consistently makes linguistic gaffes such as “pundint” or “athuhlete,” doesn’t appreciate good beer, can’t name a majority of supreme court justices, gets legitimately angry over sports, lives of their own volition in a red state, is unfamiliar with pre-1980 films aside from Star Wars and Rocky, judges pitchers by their win totals, uses the word “intellectual” as a pejorative or illegally downloads music/movies but won’t admit they’re pirating intellectual property?

Nah.

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