Going Overboard

Donald Trump, on his opposition to same sex marriage:

“It’s like in golf. A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”

Well said, Donnie. Gay marriage and golf do have something in common – they’re both totally gay.

And you’re a total fucking stooge.