Game, set, match

Science and religion have had their tussles over the years when it comes to answering the deep questions of life. Science won the battles to explain how old the world is, why it moves the way it does, what was beyond the sky, how humanity came to exist. Religion won the battles to explain… well, nothing, but hey, it ain’t been for lack of hustle.

But today the great struggle for supremacy between faith and reason comes to an end, with the latter scoring an all-time knockout blow. Today, science has answered the question that has beguiled man since his earliest days, taunting him from just outside his grasp. Today, the world is forever changed.

Today, science has cured the hangover.