Today on “The Wasilla Hillbillies”

“Mama Grizzly” Sarah wins the Culinary Award for Best Butchering of the English Language. Meanwhile, Bristol “The Sex Pistol” comes one step closer to her dream of being the fattest reality TV winner since Ruben Studdard, and Willow “Marsha Marsha Marsha” learns a Very Special Lesson about how words can be hurtful to others.

Oh, those craaaaaaazy Palins.