The most arrogant thing you will likely ever read

But I want to say it anyway:

I don’t think I’ve ever loved being a New Yorker more than these last few days. With so much of the country being even more retarded than usual recently, as exemplified by the election, I am fucking reveling in my coastal elitism. There is no greater boost to the ego than knowing and being empirically better than so many others.

So many, many others.