I’m not normally given to hyperbole

But Brett Favre is really just the worst person to ever walk god’s my earth.

Dongshots. I mean… dongshots.

You know, you get it in your head, that there’s only so many ways an old prima donna hick quarterback can find to be annoying, only so many times he could lower the bar for camera-whoring athletes, and then… dongshots.

Oh, and apparently he sexually harassed a few girls too, but as the enlightened callers to sports talk radio have been quick to assure me, girls are silly and shouldn’t be allowed to bother athletes anyway.