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Tennessee County’s Subscription-Based Firefighters Watch As Family Home Burns Down

Silly socialists, wanting extraneous public services like the fire department open to all citizens. Jeez, next thing you know they’ll want police services available to everyone, too.

There is not an eyeroll.gif big enough to do this story justice.* If you want a glimpse of Tea Party America, there it is, friends. Opt-in fire departments… Unbelievable.

* EDIT: I found one: