Random Excellent Item of the Day

Don’t mistake this as an endorsement; I haven’t had this particular brand, but the one time I did have “bacon-infused” vodka it was awfully disgusting and disgustingly awful.

No, the excellence lies in the over-the-top chic-ness of the name, Bakon, and how the mere existence of this product illustrates as well as anything the morbidly hilarious fixation we have on coming up with such utterly perverse amalgams of food and drink.

Cheers to that!

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