Sonic Sez

If in your YouTube travails you should ever happen upon this impostor Sonic, do not be fooled, and certainly don’t listen to him. To help you recognize this charlatan hedgehog, I’ve put together a list of tip-offs for you to be on the lookout for.

List of Tip-Offs for You to Be on the Lookout For

1. He’s black.

2. See tip-off #1.

I hope this helps avoid any future confusion. And for the record: liquor is good for everyone. Even robots. Especially robots.

Some say liquor is even better than bacon, but I leave the Big Questions like that to the sophists amongst us.

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