Worst god ever

Why is this stupid-looking thing everywhere you turn in the city of Philadelphia?

(the one on the left, I mean)

I swear, you cannot walk more than three blocks there without running into a statue of the Philly phucking Phanatic. There are monuments – no, shrines – erected at least every other block honoring that ridiculous thing.

Philadelphia, stop deifying muppets. Or at least pick a real one.

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