The South will rise again!

Let us all follow Virginia’s lead and take this month of April to reflect on and honor those who tried to tear this country in half fought valiantly in order to preserve their slavery-dependent socioeconomic structure states rights.

Here’s the press release from Virginia’s governor:


There was a land of Cavaliers and Cotton Fields called the Old South. Here in this pretty world, Gallantry took its last bow. Here was the last ever to be seen of Knights and their Ladies Fair, of Master and of Slave. Look for it only in books, for it is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind…

Or maybe that was from a movie, but who cares, Southern pride!

My god, have I ever mentioned how stupid, ridiculous and all-around fucked the fuck up the South is?

I have?

Good.

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