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Fat Fuck Kevin Smith Kicked Off Southwest Flight as Punishment for Making Bad Movies Profiteering Off Fanboy Losers Being A Giant Fat Fucking Fatass

Seriously, though, all sympathies aside, it’s just logistics: you can’t fit a blimp on a plane.

And holy shit, look at those shorts. On the scale of “I’ve given up on both standards and life” those things rank just above the Snuggie and just below the muumuu. Christ, show a little decency, ya fucking load.

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