As usual, The Onion puts it best

Final Season Of ‘Lost’ Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever

I hate fanboys, and the ones for Lost are as bad as any Trekkie or Comic Book Guy.

Look, I like the show. I’ve watched since the beginning. But Jesus tapdancing Christ on a bicycle, please: chill the hell out and shut the fuck up.

It has long since reached the point where I would be ecstatic at the prospect of forgoing this final season, and thus be forever in the dark as to the mystery the smoke monster et all, simply because it would mean its noxious fans would never have any reason to detail their uninteresting theories, lavish their farcical overpraise, or just plain mention Lost to me at all ever, ever again.

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