Aaaaaand that’s a wrap

Pack it in. It’s over. We’re done.

Let the record show that humanity officially bottomed out earlier tonight, December 3rd, 2009, when MTV premiered Jersey Shore.

By the numbers:

8 – guidos
1 – house
20 – tubes of hair gel Pauly D brought with him
345345 – times the sound “er” was replaced with “ah” at the end of a word
9845739854 – showers it will take for me to feel clean after watching this cumshot-in-the-eye of an apocalyptic meltdown

This show was… this show…

Fuck it. In the words of George Louis Costanza, “That’s it for me”.

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