Oh look, isn’t that nice

He’s pardoning a turkey. How adorable.

Or should I say, ILLEGAL.

As clearly illustrated by The West Wing, the president of the United States has no constitutional authority to pardon a turkey. This is a clear violation of the oath of office and I move that articles of impeachment be introduced immediately in the House.

Of course, I’m only joking. The very idea is absurd. Impeach a president for pardoning a turkey? Why, that would be almost as ridiculous as impeaching a president for lying about who he gets head from!

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