What’s the big deal with this whole global warming nonsense?

It’s not even real! Fuck that “overwhelming scientific consensus” crap. The Republicans say so and that’s good enough for me.

I mean, yeah, the last decade has been the hottest in recorded history, but so what? This is America! Go hug a tree and jack off to your Al Gore posters you commie atheist faggot.

Besides, even if it is real, and the ice caps melt and the water levels rise and everything floods, life Under the Sea ain’t so bad.

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