Hell is

listening to a bunch of yuppies in an office building wax poetic about Almost Famous being the “best movie of the decade”.

Yep, the best of the decade that gave us There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men and The Fellowship of the Ring and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and City of God and Requiem For a Dream and Gladiator and Slumdog Millionaire and Sideways and Babel and Y Tu Mama Tambien and Into the Wild and Pan’s Labyrinth and Hero and Ratatouille and Little Children and Oldboy and Up and The Aviator and Chicago and Bowling For Columbine and Jesus Fucking Christ I Just Thought Of All Those Movies Off The Top of My Head Because There’s Been So Many Better Movies This Decade Than Almost Fucking Famous You Silly Stupid People.

Obviously.

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