Holy fucking fuck

Fire Joe Morgan reunion!

First Larry David got the Seinfeld cast back together, and now this? Who’s next? Mike and the Mad Dog? Hannity and Colmes? Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore?

We can only wonder and wait. And remember kids, there’s no such thing as “too soon”.

EDIT: It occurs to me that a brief explanation is in order for the unenlightened of exactly what FJM was.

Fire Joe Morgan, also known as the greatest blog ever, was a place where several writers for NBC’s The Office got together and mercilessly ripped on dumbfuck members of the sports media. Basically a smarter and funnier version of some of the stuff I do here. They were totally awesome and eventually managed to get Joe Morgan of ESPN to see the error of his retardery, apologize for foisting decades of misinformation on unsuspecting viewers with his ear-pollution on Sunday Night Baseball, and retire to an undisclosed location in the Seventh Circle of Hell where he was never heard from again.

EDIT 2: According to my fact check department the above is completely wrong and Joe Morgan continues to wage his weekly war against facts, truth and smartness every Sunday night. Fuck. 😦

But I still stand by the FJM is awesome part.

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