School in Missouri bans evolution-themed shirts.

“If the shirts… had a picture of Jesus on the cross, we would have done the same thing.”

– idiot school official

“I was disappointed with the image on the shirt… I don’t think evolution should be associated with our school.”

– idiot parent

“drkjuhfilojktrligjoreruy”

– idiot child of idiot parent, taught by idiots in the idiotic school system of wherever-the-fuck-this-is Missouri

So, let me get this straight: at one point the South actually tried to leave, and we said no?

Mulligan?

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