And don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out

Look at this speech. You don’t have to read it word for word; just skip around. Note the pisspoor punctuation and grammar, the rambling, scatterbrained structure, the sub-high school reading level. This is a speech announcing the resignation from office of someone who was almost vice president of the United States, and it reads like a diary entry.

The woman can’t even do something right without doing it wrong, can’t even quit properly. It’s positively Costanzian.

So farewell (at least for now) to Sarah Palin, an incompetent narcissist, a serial liar, a willfully ignorant, proudly obtuse living embodiment of all things wrong with everything, and the worst disease to afflict the American body politic since, and the logical evolutionary outcome of, George W. Bush.

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