Dear Sony,

Take some of that money you saved by not making the Moneyball movie and spend it on high-def remasters for the best videos of the biggest superstar in history.*

Now. They’re too good to look this bad.

Also, Smooth Criminal owns and fuck Alien Ant Farm for polluting my YouTube search results.

In all seriousness, if the death of any entertainer is worth this barrage of worldwide coverage it’s Michael Jackson, who before he went all Howard Hughes was as immensely talented and effortlessly awesome as any performer we’ll ever see.

*except Jesus, but he’s not real so he doesn’t count. Plus MJ had way better moves.

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