I know what you’re doing, Fox

I see what’s going on here. You guys padded last night’s 24 by having the recap at the beginning take up almost three whole minutes. That’s just cheating, plain and simple. And it’s not the first time I’ve caught you guys either; I remember when you’d use that extra long Simpsons couch gag at the start of episodes you aired that weren’t long enough to fill a whole half hour timeblock. You thought I forgot? You thought I wouldn’t notice? WELL?

Sadly, it’s come to this: juicing TV shows. Congrats, Fox, you are now the Barry Bonds of television networks (except you suck). I hope you’re proud, you sons of bitches.

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