Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot

Saturday was the White House Correspondents Association dinner, which is usually the annual event where whichever middle aged white guy who happens to be the US President at the time cracks the lame jokes written for him by his staff of middle aged white guys at a big group of reporters who are, by and large, surprisingly enough, middle aged white guys. Sounds like a blast, right?

But someone fucked up somewhere and some scruffy looking black guy showed up instead, and he actually wasn’t half bad. He also brought with him a follow up act in Wanda Sykes, who has caused controversy* by saying some not nice things about not nice talk show host/drug addict Rush Limbaugh.

I particularly like the kidney failure line, but we have to be fair here: he’s much more likely to die from something with his lungs, after all these years of inhaling smoke, or his heart, after all these years of inhaling cheeseburgers. Or, of course, he could simply OD after a night of too much booze and oxy.

The serious point here is that, regardless of how it happens, we can all come together and pray in solidarity for the day when that fucking blimp goes down like the Hindenburg.

*not really, just with Fox News and other stupid, ridiculous people

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